A-twitter-ed she tweets unbounded
Refudiations stabbing her heart
Keith Olbermann haunts her astounded
While Facebook friends blog and take her part
Quitting, twittering zeal abounded
Shakespeare's second to her character art
Spellcheck! Spellcheck! My iphone for spellcheck!
Out! Out! Damned tweet! She laments and cries
Immortal status achieved through dreck
fashioned with spin, lust, half-truths and lies
Do not begrudge the online trainwreck
Just read Macbeth to cleanse the eyes
Heavy hangs the soul the media crowns
Til in her twitters and tweets they drown
With a h/t to Shakespeare, T.S. Eliot and, of course, Sarah Palin herself. Based on this diary: http://www.dailykos.com/...